“Well, this was fun. It will take a few weeks to wash the blood out of the pitch, but still.

Started out with a bold threwn pixie by the treedude. The pixie crashed to the ground however. After a bit of hustle and bustle, some slow moving snots managed to move upfield with the ball. With speedier pixies all around them though, not much good could be done. Instead, the bold Noseful moved in amongst the trolls, got picked up and threwn from the scrimmage line all the way to the end zone.

The next half started with Frans the Troll getting the ball after a touch back. Ever seen ten pixies trying to take the ball from a troll? It just aint gonna happen, and it didn't. A trail of blood followed the troll to the end zone. The treeguy could have meant problems, but he took root after sending the third troll to the sick bay.

The end game consisted of some heartfelt fouls left and right, and then we all went for coffee.”