“I can't really imagine a match going much worse. We had a drop in fan factor, not enough winnings to get a lineman, suffered two second-half blitzes, failed passing, failed dodging, failed apothecary, MVP to the dead guy... and the only time we sent anyone off the pitch, it was due to the fans tossing rocks at their skill-less linewoman.
So... now we need to play a few matches in the Stunty Leeg to recover. Because, ya know... ouch.”
“Here's what Valona, most prominent of the Crippled Playthings Blitzer had to say at the end.
"Well it's simple. We got the kick first so the idea was to kick their numbers down so they can't retaliate. We made some minor errors but in the end we knocked them pretty fast, so fast they could never recover before half, so we got off with a 2-0 lead.
Let say the room was pretty cheerful with laughter at half time, especially when coach told us about the Warlords challenge that brought this game about. Looks like their coach asked "to beat them up", so yeah we did.
All said, we came back for the kick with a good morale and one good momentum. Looks like they were stunned by our attributes everytime we had to set up. *winks*. The goal there was to nail their coffin down before they could wake up, and we did that pretty well too, thanks to Pamela's legs. Twice more than once at that.
As for my part, I don't really remember who was the first pointy ears I sent crying out of the game, but I still have the blood of the second on my knuckles *shows to the camera*. Yeah these Glacier folks must love cold stuff, so let say I gifted them with a cold Rhagtar."
she laughs hysterically and goes back to her team, who are giving wild dances for the pleased crowd. ”
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So... now we need to play a few matches in the Stunty Leeg to recover. Because, ya know... ouch.”