“The match started with the Gurtippers receiving the ball. Unfortunately some sloppy ball handling and an inability to make any impact on the tough undead at the line of scrimmage resulted in Wight Sir Leomas punching through the Orc line and collecting the ball to score and easy touchdown.

In the second half Zombila received the ball and efficiently drove down the right flank, eventually springing Sir Leomas free for his second touchdown.

By this point there was very little time on the clock and any hopes of and Orc consolation score were lost when Scargul stumbled trying to outrun the defence and lost the ball.

Player of the Game: Legbreaka. In what was a very poor game for the Gutrippers, Legbreaka toiled away resolutely but with little success.”