“Hilarious game. Started out with Kurt taking a rock to the head at kick off, smashing his green stupid head open and ending the first game he ever tried to play. Things in the first half went downhill from there, with the serious injuries piling up. Amazingly, we were just one goal down at half time.

At the start of second half, we had four gobbos and one troll left on the pitch, against a full ork crew. Still, due to the ineptness of the ork thrower, we managed to score twice in a few rounds, pulling us in the lead. This would have been the end, unless the aforementioned thrower thought to make amends and made some elf-like dodges, pick-ups and passes to allow his gobbo team mate to score the equalizer in turn 16.

Lots of laughs all around, as usual when playing greens.”