“Let's now go to Robbie Rutabaga Roaster, an extremely excellent ex-blood bowler who used to perform pricelessly for the Almost Amazingly Awesome Alliterators Anonymous. Our rigourous roving reporter is in the tantalizingly terribly triumphant Inn'eddabble Illiderat Illiteratorz locker room. Who just beat the Snorgarsers 4-1 in the Extreme Stunty Leeg Tournaments quarter-finals.

"I'm here with Raffagin Rik, I must say you had some seriously sensational scores in today's valourious victory. Can you tell us a little bit about your first score?."

"Ya, dis beez da bigg gaym. Weez needid da whin, and dings didint luk dat gud wen da Snotgobblarz nockt oot Starrvin Sidd and Ungree Hyou errly inn da firzt haf. Butt da ladz d'id knot giv'up. Obnoksus All'ovar d'id da rite ding wen hee seez me opin inn da middil ov da feeld. Hee hanz mee da bawl en' eyd seez da daylite en' sprind az fazt az eye kan. Butt dem pezzkee Snotgobblarz dey beez perzistent en' chays avta meez. Eye juzzt raffage 'im en' smak em bak en' goez inn fer da skor!"

"You certainly set the tone early in the game by scoring the first score, but that wasn't the only time you would daringly, decisively dance into the endzone. Any thoughts on that final score that clinched the game?"

"Dat beez awl Hyou's werk. Hyou pict meez upt avter da ladz d'id ged da bawl bak. Den heez trowz meez towerdz da enzone! Eyez duz da eezy ting en' wok inda da enzone. Itt koodint hav bean dun witout Hyou."

"Speaking of Ungree Hyou, he's right here. Oh! It's not Hyou but Starvinn Sidd the other Illiterator troll... Howdy Sidd! All those hobbits out there are wondering how you prepared for this big match. Any special marvelously munchie meal before the game?"

"Kowch Evo, d'id sayz downt eet befur da gaym."

"You can't be serious. Is Evo nuts? You must be joking with me."

"Kowch Evo. sayz downt eet dem teemates. kuz dey beez inn'eddabble, but Sidd kan eet dem Snotgobblarz."

"Speeking of Snotgobblarz, didn't you almost swallow poor Rolf Erik."

"Ya, dere stoopit Dok d'id kum oot en graab 'im oota m'eye mout juzt az eye wuz aboot da swallo 'im. Dat mayk meez effen maddor en' ungrior."

"Uhmm... that's my arm you are knawing on. Eeeeeeek!"

Dead air....

"Robbie are you still there?"

"***pant*** ***pant*** ***pant*** I'm back with Killa Kile after almost not nearly narrowly escaping from Starrvin Sidd."

"Arr weez awn da ayr?"

"Yes, I'm here with Killa Kile, who graciously gathered the ball, after a poor Snorgarser frantically fouled up his landing when thrown downfield after the Illiteratorz score. Can you describe what happened next after Cree-pee Cris-stir handed you the ball. It seemed like you and Hyou had quite a discussion down on the field."

"Eyez turn ta Hyou en sayz, Hyou showz dem howe itz dun. Den eye pointz downfeeld."
"Hyou den azkz --dair beez fuud down dair?--
Eye sayz --kno juzt trow meez dair--
den Hyou sayz -- Fuuuuuud!--
da Snotgobblarz didint wayt fer uz da finis owr tawk. Dey beez bazhn da teemayts.
Zo meez sayz- --Hyou trow meez dowfeeld en' eyll kum bak wit sum fuud-Den Hyou trowz meez downfeeld."

"And then after that everyone say you get jumped by several scowling Snorgarsers. You didnt go down without a fight."

"Eyez nokt 'im down but dair beez tu ov dem. Butt eyez gedup kwik en klub im sum mor be'fur eyez ged da bawl ah'gen en d'eyve infer da skor."

"Thanks Kile, I'll let you go back and celebrate some more with you teamates. Ugglee Umbertoe, can we have a few words with the games MVP?'

"Ow-kay! Wat dew ya wanna no?"

"Well we wondering why the announcers gave you the MVP? You didn't spectacularly score or even magnificantly mangle anyone."

"Iv ya new enny ting aboot da gaym, youd no dat itz a gaym of stradegy."

"Care to enlighten the fans out there how of your blazingly beautiful brainstorm you had out there today?"

"Weez beez uhp onlee tu da wun. En weez needid da skor ahgen. Eyez notist dat da 'litteratorz fanz beez purty pist aboot Sid knot geddin da finiz eetin Rolf. Zo notissin arr chantz da git dam Snotgarglarz gud. Eyez, poind ta da ogger en sayz chaaarg! Git 'em gud! Da rev iz knot luukin! 'en weez mobb da ogger en' weez brin da bawl wit uz. Avter stompin da ogger, eyez sayz get da trool! En weez git da troool gud! Sumhow da bawl kumz wit uz klos ta da enzone, zo eye sayz do All'ovar--- Skorrrrr!!!!--- en hee skorz den weez whin! Zo datz w'eye eyez beez do Ehm Vee Pee!"

"And there you have it folks the key turning point that sealed the win for the Inn'eddable Illitteratorz!"”