“Derek unleashed magnum on the stunned Biting Boyz and scored 4 touchdowns to beat the odds as his teammates succumbed to the power of the opposition.

A heavy turn took out 3 Zoolander players, and 2 blitzes put Dresmanden in charge of a seemingly inevitable victory. However two under pressure catches by the indomitable Derek Zoolander steered the more beautiful side to victory.

As he showed off his latest look, twice he was surrounded by the human defense and twice they were simply too amazed at the beauty of magnum to be able to bring themselves to harm Derek, so simply stood by and watched in awe as he made the pitch look like a catwalk and pirouetted in style in the Biting Boyz touchdown zone.

Matilda was orchestrating the victory whilst Derek took all the glory, throwing her hair back before fetching the ball out from under the distracted human defense before throwing an under-pressure long pass to set up the winning touchdown.

All proof that there is nothing more important to life than being really, really good looking.”