“The Avengers welcomed Destroy Enterprise and their coach, Stahlburg to Fumbbl this afternoon, with unusual results. In a remarkably peaceful game between a Norse and Dwarf team (only five casualites total and only one that caused any long-term effect (but only due to the heroic actions of the normally worthless Avenger apothecary), the two teams wrestled and clawed their way up and down the field with all the grace of a lumbering wildebeest herd, managing to bring the game to a snooze-inducing one-all tie.

Coach MacFeegle was heard commenting after the game that Stahlburg was a true gentleman, yet not afraid to send a guy crowd-surfing, like the oft-malingering Jobjorn Olveson was sent midway through the first half.

Baldur Wifebeater was heard saying, "I love me that apothecary...gonna buy him a Damnborghini for savin' my arse."

Dull but well-fought, this reporter hopes that there is a much bloodier rematch some day.”