“This is my second in the string of extremely unfair and lucky matches I have had. My opponent did a commendable job of staying with the entire game, even when he only had three players to field. I feel exponentially bad for them if they lose someone to a failed apothecary, as was the case with this match, and really regret asking them to play. Please accept my deepest apologies, Stakker. I only hope that your team can recover from this, and wish you wonderful luck on your next match. I also hope that my team is not able to do this every match, perhaps I'll have my bad games, too, if only for the sake of equality. I commend you for being a truly worthy and acceptant opponent, and hope to play again in a different time and place.”
#1 Sping – Smashed Hip (-MA) #4 Gutcho – Smashed Knee (NI) #6 Fungh – Dead (RIP)
“Well after 14 days of Winter vacation the team was ready for a new round of BloodBowl. As Coach i had ofcourse send notes out to the Players that we had a match this day and that they where to show up and show them long ears what football is all about. But Goblings is goblings and those who did show up, thought it was a pre-game-event, which normally includes huge amounts of alcohol and gobo chicks. And most had already begun drinking, which really showed through the entire match. Not that the oposing coach was a bad coach, not at all. He just couldnt read the plays, well neither could i. But it was a good game with lotsa blood and Td's. And most of the blood were of couse filled with alcohol from the gobos, which were to befound all over the stadion after the match. Some in better shape than others. The crowd had a good day, and so did the Coaches,, is there anything better than a match with blood, booze, and Touchdowns everywhere?
I think not
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