“The match commenced in favorable terms. The ref scarfed all our morleys drinks, and hastily absconded to the loo for the remainder of the half. Having boots and plenty of eligible targets, the Verbs set about systematically eradicating the green menace.
All in all a fun - if one sided - match. The orcish strategy seeming to consist mainly of one-dice blocks and moaning about the damage caused by the beastmen. To quote the opposing team in one of their previous matches:
"the BLOOD in Blood Bowl is from my opponent, and he's hurt .. REALLY bad."
Funny how their disposition changed on the receiving end.
“The poor little chaos-nerds bribed the ref and used their plasti-horns to gang up.
Never seen such a cowardly bunch. No glory to those who run away from a orc to dude fight.
Glory and honor to our blood, spilled on the cort for the audience and for our tribe.
WARNING: Never play this dude .. if you don't like playing "gang-up-cowardly-and-kill". Then you'll be a match made in he...ll. :D
And the opponent is never hurt from this tickling-dude .. just an itch as from a mosquito with all the jungles disceases .. unwanted and best to defeat by pesticide. :)”
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All in all a fun - if one sided - match. The orcish strategy seeming to consist mainly of one-dice blocks and moaning about the damage caused by the beastmen. To quote the opposing team in one of their previous matches:
"the BLOOD in Blood Bowl is from my opponent, and he's hurt .. REALLY bad."
Funny how their disposition changed on the receiving end.
Tzeentch is pleased.”