“A few words from the coach:

Come on boys, whats going on here? Wake up and remember who you are. You're the Slaughter Mongers. You're supposed to be the killers, not the victims.

No more parties and drinking before the games. You guys are stumbling around like a bunch of sick cows waiting to be ground up for hamburgers.

The fans are walking out on us, and money is getting tight around here. No more spa treatments or hot tubs for you pansies. Heck, we dont even have hot water. Just a cold mud pit for you slackers to wallow around in.

If you guys want to start living the good life again, you better give the crowd what they want. Now they dont care if you win. Thats never been much of a concern for us. But you better get back to hurtin them other teams. Our fans want to see bodies flying and skulls cracking. So get off your butts and get back to the way you boys used to play.”