“Taking the loss of two perfectly beautiful scoring opportunities as a sign from Randos Generatus that they were not to score at all, the Pack tried their best to hurt the Soraks...but only managed to really hurt one. The seemingly inexplicable decision *not* to send a Sorak crowd-surfing has certainly hurt MacFeegle's reputation with the Blood Pack...those fanatic Feral Pack fans that sit just behind the midfield benches. Will this give him trouble later? We'll have to wait and hope...er...see.

The Soraks, for being down like, what, half their team, fought extremely well. The loser coach of the Pack also let two last turns sneak up on him, essentially costing him the win. All in all, a suckfest as not even a single Pack player gets a skill. Oh, they hired a doctor...like anyone needs those...pshaw even.

This reporter can only hope that MacFeegle finds a clue somewhere and takes it to the train station and uses it for a train out of town so that the Pack can hire a better coach.

Wayne Fontes, for instance...

From the bloodsoaked field of Sorakia, this is Buck Fugglesworth reporting”