“Kick dust high in the air! Charge full fury upon the fields of glory against our fellow spawns of Hades! DIE!

The charioteers battle those few in number, but elite in skill, to a game of hammering fun!

Hail to Adams, consumate warrior, who wastes no time owning this day! With elf head in hand, he is inspired to TD twice in his first game...and upgrade to mightyblow! Let thy fists of nails flay all opposition!

And to Jay Bergen, touchdown expert! A TD that ultimately seals the win! Songs of tortured minstrels shall exhault thee in praise for many moons to come!

DeMaio "Winning is always sweet! A day where the heat was hotter than Hell, we pile drive to victory. And with this boon, we receive our newest vagabond king, Spiked Club! Leap upon thy brass throne of wheels, ride into history! You shall die! But die like a man! Hail!"

With bonfire ablaze, the charioteers beer it up through the night! Singing songs of true bloodbowl for all to hear!”