“<Tygo> Anybody have an academy team they want to beat on a noob with?
* Ro glares at tygo
<Ro> i should make a team
<Tygo> eek
<Ro> just cuz
<Ro> lol
<Tygo> Wanna play again ro? I don't mind losing again :)
* Snappy_Dresser beats off a noob
<Tygo> You can't get ALL the dice ALL the time :P
<Plorg> ....
<Tygo> Whoa...how much do I owe you
<Plorg> Tygo, i have a halfling team in academy
<Tygo> sounds like fun Plorg ;) Im not quite good at this yet
<Tygo> Wanna host?
<Snappy_Dresser> man
<Plorg> ok
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<Plorg> hi gl hf
<blu> Thanks you too
<blu> haha...I love the treeman icons
<blu> let me know if I'm doing anything really stupid
<Plorg> might have put too many on trees
<blu> was thinking the same, I havent played against them yet so I wasnt sure what the story was
<blu> brick friggin houses from the look of it
<blu> heh. my cat's name is bubba.
<blu> crap.
<Plorg> indeed
<blu> oh...throwing is based on agility huh
<blu> if thats the case I should *never* throw with these guys
<blu> right?
<Plorg> skinks aren't too bad
<Plorg> saurus should not be throwing
<blu> so skink to skink wasnt entirely dumb
<Plorg> right
<blu> you have to be kidding me
<Plorg> :)
<blu> evil halflings
<blu> my ninja plan was to knock him down, grab the ball and go back the other way...theoreticallty
<blu> poor earl.
<blu> grr.
<blu> whoa.
<blu> was it dumb to try to block him since he had a tackle box on the ball?
<Plorg> no, but more assists would help
<blu> thats what I keep forgetting.
<blu> backup.
<blu> I dont want the ball in this situation, right?
<blu> at least not with that skinky
<Plorg> very dangerous
<blu> I pushed him onto the ball and he fumbled right
<Plorg> it scattered ay
<Plorg> not bad
<blu> wasnt intentional I just wanted to tag the nearest one
<blu> didnt think that far along as to where he'd go
<blu> hmm
<Plorg> it wasn't a bad move to intentionally scatter the ball in that situation
<blu> tough situation
<Plorg> ya your skinks are in trouble of getting pushed into the crowd
<blu> from 2 spaces away?
<Plorg> yep
<blu> oh by double knockbacks?
<blu> cause you have them hemmed in right
<blu> i hope you dont mind me asking qs
<blu> is it better here to just make a break for it across the top 2 v 1 or to park behind my 3 sauri
<Plorg> hm
<Plorg> over the top gets him killed
<Plorg> staying put gets him killed
<blu> seems like dinos arent too good at the scrum either
<blu> oof
<blu> tried to get him backup :(
<blu> uhoh.
<blu> Im seeing having 1 reroll is very bad for bidness.
<Plorg> yes
<blu> oops
<blu> Thought he was down that was almost really bad
<Plorg> wow
<blu> seriously.
<blu> I figured that was a failed move for sure, and was just ending my turn
<Plorg> i would not recommend dodging with sauri into tackle zones
<blu> I figured it was a lost cause anyways and was tryin to stop your halfling
<blu> learned that the hard hard way my first game
<blu> so far in my 3 games
<blu> kroxigor has been a waste of $
<Plorg> he makes a good speed bump
<blu> its a bit like chess
<blu> you keep putting me in hard situations.
<Plorg> :)
<blu> I should have blitzed with him
<blu> damn.
<blu> good lord
<blu> hah
<blu> as time runs out
<Plorg> i wouldn't put more than 3 on the line of scrimmage when defending
<blu> including the outside?
<Plorg> yes
<blu> k
<blu> yeesh
<blu> little bastards :P
<blu> ouch
<blu> :-o
<Plorg> well you said the krox was a waste of $
<Plorg> :)
<blu> :-o
<blu> was worth a try
<blu> You know when you watched Phantom Menace for the first time and Jar Jar came on the screen
<blu> its kinda that same feeling right now
<blu> I think that was a no no
<blu> desperate times and all that.
<blu> insult to injury now lol
<blu> of course
<blu> now's the time for the long bomb lateral!
<blu> am I that bad? lol
<Plorg> ?
<blu> damn.
<blu> ? to the run? or the question lol
<Plorg> the question
<blu> clearly getting owned hehehe
<blu> that would have been awesome had it worked ;)
<blu> so the only dice you can use the rerolls on are blocking dice?
<Plorg> no
<Plorg> can use for pickups too
<blu> that was sad
<blu> lol
<Plorg> skinks auto-use their dodge skill instead
<Plorg> :)
<Plorg> gg thanks
<blu> was fun (honestly)
<Plorg> yay
<blu> though slightly discouraging lol
<Plorg> aw
<Plorg> gl, cya in chat
<blu> its ok :)
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<mistermurphy> The worst coach ever was Blockbuster.
<mistermurphy> Who was so bad he eventually collapsed into a point singularity and vanished from reality.
<Subhedgehog> Wow... That's bad
<Britnoth> :D
<Subhedgehog> I'd be scared to face a point singularity. But I normally like playing coaches that dodge black orcs and troll slayers into tackle zones
<Tygo> MisterMurphy, dude I'm not so sure about that.
<Tygo> I just watched a halfling kill my kroxigor.
<Nature_Warden> It happens
<Tygo> More appropriately I'm getting sodomized by same halflings
<Plorg> that's me!
<mistermurphy> \o/
<mistermurphy> \\o
<mistermurphy> o//
<mistermurphy> Blockbuster is still the worst.
<mistermurphy> Coach Rank: 110.26
<Aenir> :O
<Aenir> the only reason im not that low
<Tygo> <(^.^<) <(^.^)>(>^.^)>
<Aenir> is because I somehow won a FC match
<mistermurphy> 110 is of course not his current rating.
<mistermurphy> Its just the last recorded rating before he dropped from this n-dimensional space.
<Tygo> he gets major leet points if he kills my entire team with halflings.
<Tygo> 3 left.
<Tygo> Im not b****ing mind you...just kind of in awe
* Tygo was kicked by BowlBot (Please mind your language)
<Subhedgehog> Yeah, bad-mouth halflings and BowlBot will get ya
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<Tygo> bah language nazi bot
<mistermurphy> Halflings, properly built and coached are some of the most lethal b******ds in the world.
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<Kill-kill> just look at plorg
<Subhedgehog> Yeah, show em Bowl Bot
<Kill-kill> he has f@#$ing scary flings
<Tygo> Is there such a thing?
<Kill-kill> yes.
<Subhedgehog> You're the one with a dead Kroxigor
<Subhedgehog> So you tell us. :)
<Plorg> ^___^
<Kill-kill> http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=343889
<Kill-kill> 44 cas differential?
<Subhedgehog> 3 on the line, Tygo
<Kill-kill> 104 TD differential
<Tygo> Go skink linemen!
<Kill-kill> 29 ff
<Tygo> Dude they're all dead
<zzabur> ive cleared more fields using flings than any other team
<Britnoth> thats because flings are super easy to pick with
<Tygo> Idifferential to whom?
<Subhedgehog> It's because they free you from your moral inhibitions against constant fouling
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