“Few in number, the charioteers assail the ranks of zons for a fast pace, blood splattering game to the death! Hail to the power of the wheel, which allowed 5 norse in the end to stalemate 11 amazons!

Honor this day in glory to the power of Adams, consumate warrior! A deft power shot to the temple of Mikiko sends her head flying 20 feet and the apothecary lethargic to remedy! Enter this day, to the hallowed halls of the slain, not alone, but dragging the head and life of thy prize zon with you! You shall merge to return and visit violence to all those who dare play false bloodbowl!

And to Jay Bergen, legend alive, who braves a cage of ladies and multitude of blocks and blitzes, only to hold true to his aim...TD and Glory!! To you this day ends in stalemate instead of defeat! Ride home in victory of your deeds knowing those on the upperworld hail you without end!

DeMaio "Another legend falls, another is formed! This day, upon sacred ground, we summon the unholy might of Tor, Big guy breaker! Rise from the lands of the seven darks and into the cursed light of day! Prey upon the upperworld's docile men, and ride in glory of our slain!"

The charioteers renew their pack of brotherhood and launch forth upon the road to Hell.”