"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am the President of this Guild! Brilliant use of the old knuckle-duster - even though I don't have dust on my knuckles, ha ha!" - Josiah Herbert Boggis (Mr), President.
"Jus' 'ad to show 'Bendy' that 'e ain't the only un who cin do stuff wif the ball. 's not like it harder than 'ittin' people on der head. Well, not much harder." - Sydney Lobbygow, General Street Crime.
"Yes, I'm quite good at what I do, thank you. All the others have to do is hold their arms open and close them at the time the curve of the ball takes it between them. No more." Ronnie Boggis, Applied Mathematics.
"Said (opponent elf player) paid me, and I organised it with Sydney - so he hit me instead of the elf. All in a day's work." - Mr Echinoid Blacksly, Guild of Victims (President).”
“Not a small chance with only 5-6 elfes on the pitch. A very well played game by my opponent, but he had no real opposition. Hope next time we meet it will be more equal, so there will be more fun for both of us.”
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"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am the President of this Guild! Brilliant use of the old knuckle-duster - even though I don't have dust on my knuckles, ha ha!" - Josiah Herbert Boggis (Mr), President.
"Jus' 'ad to show 'Bendy' that 'e ain't the only un who cin do stuff wif the ball. 's not like it harder than 'ittin' people on der head. Well, not much harder." - Sydney Lobbygow, General Street Crime.
"Yes, I'm quite good at what I do, thank you. All the others have to do is hold their arms open and close them at the time the curve of the ball takes it between them. No more." Ronnie Boggis, Applied Mathematics.
"Said (opponent elf player) paid me, and I organised it with Sydney - so he hit me instead of the elf. All in a day's work." - Mr Echinoid Blacksly, Guild of Victims (President).”