“A difficult game against a statistically superior team the Zzaburans managed to hold out for a Nil All draw. This score line was a bit of a surprise when against a team with dedicated players who have mastered the arts of Block, Dodge and running really, really fast.

TheSpoonyBard continued on the path of Zzabur by claiming another casualty, as did EnglishJake. Though there have been some mutters in the locker-rooms about the size of TSB's head and whether its size is a precursor to a 'two-head' mutation or if it is just filled with pride in being the first Chaos Warrior to manifest a skill.

Another surprise casualty causer was that old sad-sack all-grain who managed to flail enough when blocked by a zombie that he detached the poor undead players right arm. While the zombie was able to have it reattached in the dugout this has gone to only make all-grain's desire to stay in the backfield stronger.

The winner o the MVP in this game was JoeBob707 again. This is a surprise to most pundits as the only thing he achieved the entire match was the hit himself in the head with a rock over and over again. While the MVP voting system is being investigated the coaching staff have to admit that he is showing more adeptness to ignoring head trauma than previously and are considering an intense training camp using this method.

Now the part we all are waiting for, this week the Zzabur is......no one. Not one of the player stood up and said "I want to be the most killingest, ornery motherless son of a rotter on this pitch!" Head coach vain is very dissapointed in everybody.”