“Food, food, and more food. So much was brought by both teams that Deeproot was hired as a third table.
The party began with the traditional throw of a halfling (Stingy Hamswiper) into the buffet table by Willow Bramblewood. Syrocket immediatly disrobed and spent most of the party streaking around the stadium in his own mushroom enhanced version of the game. Then, sadly, Eden went to his name's sake in this wild opening when an ogre mistook him for an appetizer. But since there is beer in Halfling Heaven, the team cheered on his spirit!
Deeproots was having trouble carrying the load of food alloted to him and collasped several times, but lots of eating solved tha problem and he was able to hang in till the end.
The gobbos had difficulty handling the ball all day until in the last moments of desert, Jet Stream's sticky jelly coated fingers was able to handle the stuffed turkey the teams were using as a ball. Unfortunately he just used that as an opportunity to dig his teath into the ball.
The flings, bribed by the coach with the rewarded of being able to eat the entire turkey for themselves, were able to carry all their birds across the goalline uncontested and won this one 2-0.
Toga Toga Toga
Boom Boom Boom
Party on Ogres”
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