“The Society for Green Gastronomy cooked their first meal: Steak and fumble pie. Add a dash of "don't bother protecting the thrower in the backfield", mix well with creme of incredibly stupid troll (for which he earned Most Valuable Ingredient - along with his near knee-capping of the nurgle beast). Let sit then bake with Veal in the end zone. Coat ball liberally with grease and watch the rotters drop hand-offs, trip near the end zone and fumble on the goal line.
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Terrible luck in the first half meant that the NOTters scored on my drive - half my fault and half the will of Nuffle. Thankfully, a well-timed skull along the line meant I swarmed the ball on his drive and ended up scoring. Then it was just a matter of Nuffle evening things out for the punishing first half by tempting the rotters again and again in the last part of the second half with chances to score... only to have them snatched away.

Cheers faspike, good luck with the rotters.”