“Today, my men scored one of the most beautiful touchdowns ever. The Rams were holding the ball a mere 4 squares from our endzone, and could just run it in for a touchdown. The opposing coach, however, decided that not the man holding the ball, but some other kid from their squad should score the touchdown, to give the new kid some more experience. He ordered a handoff, which miserably failed, and my men were able to pick up the ball, pass it to midfield and hand it off to score one of the most perfect touchdowns in my coaching carreer. All was done without rerolling the dice, I might add.
So even though we drew in this match, it will be remembered as one of the most thrilling games so far.”