“What can I say? This is the most talentless group of orcs to ever dis-grace the pitch. I would have been better off playing halflings ( at least you expect them to get hurt alot ). It is a sad sad day when av 7 proves to hold up much better than av 9 ( about the same number of blocks per team ). Dodge This has once again proven themselves to be a big green blob of losers, and they will not be returning for season 2.”
“Dodge This started with ball and efficiently scored to take a shocking 1-0 lead as the underdog in this first verses last place match-up.
Dodge This then played efficient defense to hold there lead at halftime.
Chaaarge! recieved the kickoff in the second half and faced a perfect defense. With a bit of luck and consuming all the RRs, they managed to tie the game.
With a quarter left to play, Dodge This the the big Retard up the sideline to lead a charge to the endzone. Chaaarge! stole the ball and scored with only seconds on the clock in regular time.
On the last gasp kickoff, Retard dodged away from the line and nearly made it to the ball to try a meaningless pass. The fans were amazed that retard successfully dodged!!! More fans are expected at the orcs next match-up in the cross league games where they could rack up some impressive stats and a couple of wins :)
In the practices after the game, Ug focussed his team on practiving dodging and intense team training. Ug looks forward to some strong cross league match-ups, and hopes the armor continues to hold, especially against darn dwarves... (who killed a norseman last time Chaarge! looked down at the little buggers)
Final: Chaaarge! 2, Dodge This 1 in regulation. No OT.”
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