“Confession boot

Subject Cop-Y(R)-CAT-4
... start of data input

"I understand, dear Computer, we are only your humble servants troubleshooters. But I, Cop-Y-CAT, sending you this question form filled with questions, aswers to which are probably far beyond my security clearance. Why? Why 8 from 10 times of games... ehem.. mission... I have a feeling the things i shoot are so like your creations - faithfull bots, which without questions, without doubts do your bidding? Here I also put typical conversation between our team leader and leader of potential commy mutant traitor team:

Start of the game.. ehem mission..
<blue> Hf, Gl !
<red> same to you, oh faithfull servant of Friend Computer.
<blue> Wtfk?!
<red> all Hail Friend Computer !
<blue> ...
A little bit later main troubleshooter goon dies horribly failing mysterious thing called dodge... also some freaking numbers on Medic Bot are shown. Troubleshooter is good for only recycling vats.
<blue> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
<red> I am not sure, I understand you, dear Citizen
<blue>...
Later on one of our team colapses under weight of heavy rock... how music, which is described only in Old Earth Without Commies, can effect the groin health of decent troubleshooter? And why he goes to strange box called SI, not laying prone
<blue> Lol
<red> man, I mean, friend Citizen, I am sure I am missing you with my red laser lights, but also missing your point
<blue>...
A hour or so later. Our lines are lines are tacticaly retreating in "Run for your life !!!" formation
<blue> gg, ty

I mean, what are these strange symbols? Why he put me into the white list? Ultraviolet list? And why there is someone in black list when it should be there hundreds and hundreds of infrareds. Or does this mean some secret code? I can only hope, soon enough all my prayers and questions will be answered. But, but why I am feeling so nervous???"

End of data transfer... Processing...
Warnings: Possible treason. Possible commy propoganda. Possible unhappiness. Possible incompetence of team leader. Possible destruction of Computer property. Possible member of secret organisations.
Result: Escort subject to Suicide Boot.

*SUBJECT TERMINATED*

Happiness Is Mandatory !

<Cop-Y-CAT-5> Hey! Now I know everything! Now I am happy again!
<N-U-FLE> You know everything, Citizen?
<Cop-Y-CAT-5> Whoopsss...

BANG BANG BANG !!!”