“Gore! Magazine exclusive:

We had a few moments with one of the Gargants after a exceptionally casualty heavy game against the Mutants. The conversation went mostly as described below.

- Well, mr. Legsmasha. You were elected as the most valuable valuable player for the Cripple Peak Gargants. Could you share a few of your views on that game?

- Sure. Why not. Mr. Reporter. Our team stinks. They are weak. They can not do a thing right. They suck. Did I make myself clear? They suck hard. Those were only mutants. And they lost. So the score says 1-1? They lost. They got beaten. If I would have been there, no problem. We would have won. But the mutants made sure I would not be. They made a joke out of me. They smashed my leg. We could have taken them. But no. **** it. We'll beat the **** out of them. We will get them. We will meet again. And if you, or your buddy there thinks that we will not, I will show you. ...

[at this point mr. Legsmasha brutally maimed a nurse and the report was over. we'll be at the next match, though. see you there.]”