“Kim Campbell addressed the media scrum after the match, flanked by Viscount Richard Bennett and Pierre Trudeau.

"We would like to lodge a protest against Sun for using performance enhancing drugs. No one in their right mind would believe that a team of the Demagogues stature would allow a Troll to score against them. There must be some underhanded trickery afoot, such as ballot stuffing, or horse steroids." Viscount Bennett then chimed in with "WOOOO! I SCORED AND I'M NOT DEAD!". Pierre Trudeau ended the press conference by issuing the Salmon Arm salute and running off with his team-mates to celebrate.
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Thanks for the match Layla, it was fun (if a bit one sided in the first half).

E.L.F scoring: Win +10, 3x TD scored +3, 1x TD allowed -1, total 12 pts.”