“Bring out Your Stars finally found an opponent with the cash to bring along a legendary player after a long series of games without seeing a true Star. Grashnak Blackhoof took to the field with Blood!, and early on an opportunity arose for a meaty gang foul.

Turn one, and the Undead performed to perfection. All three LoS blocks found the dirt, all GFI’s and Dauntless rolls were perfect, and the slow but steady Star Man knew what he had to do…

Select an action for Star Man
Foul selected.
Star Man fouls Grashnak Blackhoof. (4, 6) +4
DIRTY PLAYER skill used on injury roll.
(3, 6) + 2, 6: Grashnak Blackhoof has been KILLED!!
IGMEOY Roll = 4
Move ended for Star Man

…oh yes! It’s the second big Guy to be ‘persuaded’ to join the band of ex-star players!

This set the stage for one of the most one-sided games of Bloodbowl B.O.Y.S. have played in a long while. Every block succeeded and broke armour, every move the Chaos team made fell short. To rub salt in the wounds, a zombie managed to run the length of the pitch and score, picking up the ball in the rain in the endzone.

The second half continued where the first left off. A dead Chaos Warrior was revived by the team’s healer, and only the death of Star Struck marred this otherwise perfect game for the dead boys.



Terrible game for my opponent, who took this total dicing well. Grashnak took the MVP of course, and as usual DeadRabbit’s niggler took his MVP.

Rematch anytime, only this time we’ll swap dice!
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