“Kondor crossed the pitch and shook hands with Coach Clouds. The game was well coached by Clouds, and could easily have gone his way if Nuffle had not objected in the first half.

So many rats left the pitch that at half time it seemed the Burka Betties should be able to break the tie.

Then, as Nuffle is fickle, someone greased the football, and Colette grew a mean streak. First Collette took out her frustrations on poor Lamees, and as the Apothecary had already employed his trade that game, he was useless to save her.

Then midway through the second half a one on one block by the gutter runner put the ball on the ground and even though they tried to pick it up a total of 5 times, they could not pick it up and move it for the easy go ahead score.

Nuffle gives and he takes away. Good game, I look forward to a rematch when we can both get average rolls.”