“Kondor crossed the pitch and shook hands with Canopus. This was the second meeting between one of Kondor's teams, and the Dirty Rats from Chicago. Yet today, instead of the Burka Betties, he brought Mystery Inc.

Immediately, the game was dubbed the Mystery of the Naked Mole Rat.

Some have postured that Scooby is really a rat terrier. Today, he went hunting and found himself a mouse that he decided to keep in the injury box. But he was not the only one. He brought with him several of his former rivals, and Zombie, Miner, and Black Knight all found mice to put in the injury box.

Still, it turned out that Daphne was the brightest sleuth today, because while in the endzone her second time, she discovered a naked mole rat suffering from heat exhaustion. When the gutter runner was unmasked, it turned out he was none other than Mister Gigglesworth the janitor.

His quote for the authorities was, "The cheese was all mine, and I would have gotten away with it if it were not for those meddling kids and their mangy mutt."

Today, Scooby Snack for best performance goes to Daphne for her pair of TDs.”