“It's games like these that let me know just how much Nuffle really loves me.

I mean, looking at the raw numbers, it doesn't look so bad, does it? Luck is pretty close, casualties aren't totally one-sided, only one score separating winner and loser.

But the truth is so much uglier. Like, playing down two the whole first half, after the Troll was KO'd first turn, then playing down five in the second. Like, rolling 15 block dice (seven blocks with 2D) in the first two turns and coming up with one pow... and then watching my opponent roll eight pows on five blocks the next turn. Like breaking armor three times the whole damn match, while my opponent did it three times in the first turn. Like having my most skilled player GFI to try and hold up the inevitable TD in T16... only to fail and RIP.

See, I'm all about the details, and they just get lost when looking at this sort of game after the fact.


G”