“The victory was decided fairly early on in this game. The zombies looked more frenzied than usual - I'd been spreading a rumour that beastmen tasted particularly fleshy and had lots of worms and maggots inside them - and the first two zombie blocks yielded two injuries. However as soon as they realised they had been lied to, they lost that extra zeal and went about playing as normal. Whilst this was going on, a chaos warrior took a blow to the head. The officials insisted he was knocked out, so he went to the KO room to recover, but everybody else thought the poor guy was really hurt. He failed to return to the match over 4 kick offs and was taken away from the stadium on a stretcher. Well, us coaches can't always call things correctly.”