“187 Murder Cup
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Damn Gus and his boring ass khemri team...oh wait, I played skaven that didn't even foul. But who needs that when they have Ralph, the meanest storm vermin in League.

In the most entertaining dice rape of my Blood Bowl career I saw a very girlie Beautiful Pain get completly destroyed by a single player. Ralph the Storm Vermin scored 6(!) casualties and survived everything thrown his way. Leia Cutz was probably very happy she niggled out and missed the match, because it was endless humiliation out there.

Ralph's steamrolling over the dark elves wasn't the only thing bizarre about the match. The gutter runners dodged like they were overweight senior citizens on rollerblades, and to top it off Nuffle threw Beautiful Pain a bone, or rather the ball, through a disturbing ball scatter on the skaven's 2-0 offensive drive.

The dark elves, who had barely been across the centre line during the match, found themselves an amazingly good oppurtunity to completly unfairly tie the match in the final turns. It could of course not lead to anything but a double missed 2+ catch, which made both me and bamf burst out in laughter.

To top it off my single skill roll ended up as a SPP 16 age niggle, so Nuffle is definately off the Christmas list.

Thanks for the match, bamf. I had a really great time despite being shredded to pieces by Ralph and the dices. Good luck in the finals and I hope you make the next 187 Murder Cup!”