“Right from the start the Bitz knew they were in trouble due to the incredible hangover that Necro Glutton had, not feeling the best caused many errors when he was summoning his team & seeing his Mummys appear with appendages in the wrong places wasn't an auspicious beginning.

The Bit'z kicked off & it looked like they might be able to put up a real fight as the blitzed & blocked all asunder, but whilst C.A.N. players were dropping they seemed unfazed & just got back up with a need to put some serious hurt on the Bit'z.

The trend in the match swiftly turned with C.A.N. players taking possesion of the ball & driving it up the field like an unstoppable force of carnage, wherever the Bit'z tried to slow them down they were casually brushed aside & then trampled into the earth with complete disregard. Glutton was unfortuately passed out at this stage after taking some hair of the dog to try & cure the effects of the night before & hence was unable to help his injured players remain in play & just before the end of the first half & C.A.N.'s TD there were but 6 Bit'z players remaining on the field.

Having time for a quick drive before 1/2 time & having had use of a "Magic Sponge" the Bit'z team was determined to try & even up the carnage score but had absolutely no effect on their stalwart opponents.

Unfortunately the second half continued in much the same vein for the Bit'z despite some heroic work by all the remaining ghouls & a lot of throw & pray passing they were just unable to hold off their feral C.A.N. opponents who were yet again cutting a swathe through the now thoroughly dispirited (sorry bad pun) undead team.

In the end it was an easy walk over by Chaosium Ad Nausium with a 2 nil victory & 5 cas's to their name, in a bid to try & maintain their Fan's the Bit'z tried to make out Grumish as the cause of their loss & fired him but the fans were unswayed & many left vowing never again to follow this wretched team.”