“The Bristol Bruisers having got through the first round on a bye were fresh and raring to go in this match and set off at a blazing pace starting with a quick snap catching the ball before it had time to hit the grass and running down the wing.

The defence tried to stop the attack, but communication was poor (as you might expect from Orcs - it can't be easy talking with such oversized jaws) and a lack of cooperation saw Davo slip past and score the sole touch down of the game.

The rest of the game was a frankly a brawl with neither side afraid of getting stuck in. The highlight of this was a collision proving that an orc skull is harder than a human jaw, as Damon will be missing the next game where as the black orc concerned just spent a litle time on the bench having a nap.

The humans weedy though they are took advantage of the orcs lack of speed and by repeatedly making probing attacks, none strong enough to turn the tide of the drive and allow them to break through, but enough to slow the orcs down.

The final turn was a shame though the orcs had a perfect chance to score, the ball was loose and a well placed pass downfield saw it reach the hands of Goliath who failed his second gfi to reach the endzone.”