“Five deaths! Hulk the rat ogre killed a mummy and a zombie on both downs in his first two turns. Thankfully regenerate worked both times, having failed both times in the previous MPCFC match. The second both down let Ms. Lyall in to score the first.

Avenge Us scored next as I recall, but on the way Jack of Hearts was niggled by a ghoul, apothed, then murdered by the smelly boot of Northrop Frye. No rest for the wicked, he is now interred in Mount Pleasant Cemetary FC.

Both teams GTR next, meaning Northrop and George got a lot of booting done. By the start of the second half there were too few rats to compete. The gutters did a brave job of hacking away at the ball but couldn't free it completely. The hurt kept coming and MPCFC ran out comfortable winners.

Big thanks to bigclegg for playing. You took a severe beating very, very well. I would be sobbing in my cereal. Rematch sometime.”