“After afew days rest and a stomach upset for Coach Bobafettsmum (maybe eating his hat had something to do with it) the Wroxall Rockers were ready for their next game. That was until they met the Neraka Rotters on the pitch. The foul stench of rotten eggs, raw fish, brussel sprouts, dog sh*t and a tramps skid stained underpants all mixed together wafted from the opposition. Forest Gump was the first to chuck his guts up. It spread outwards from him like wildfire and soon the whole team including the coaches and cheerleaders were barfing up their breakfasts. As if this was not bad enough the fans in the stands caught the bug to and soon Rockheim Stadium was awash with an ocean of puke.

After an 8 hour delay and the drying out of tons of sick in the hot sun the game began with the Rockers forming a cage around ball carrier, Grimble Getahead. The strength (both physical and stench) of Neraka soon became too much overpowering Getahead and forcing the ball loose. This ensured a mass scramble for the ball which went on for a while, the ball turning over a couple of times. Eventually the Rotters seized control of the ball and the game. Just before halftime Rotter, Murloch ran the ball in for the first TD of the game.

The Second half started with the Rotters in possesion and a mass brawl just inside the Rockers half. Both sides started taking casualties but the dwarves lack of pace meant that they were being over stretched. A gutsy move by Beastman Pook saw him bash Longbeard M.T.Skull and score the second TD of the game. And it was all over.

On a positive note the Rockers bathed for hours after the game ridding themselves of the smell of the Rotters. Never in history have the team looked and smelt so clean! ”