“The Charioteers don their HaHaHa war paint and take to the field of glory and pain for 16 turns of body-slamming-flesh-tearing gorfest!

Hail to Tommy Vance! Thy hands of power best the neck of a hobgoblin and seize the ball! The only TD of the game! Now upgrade to Guard!....and age/niggle as thy patience to DIE wears thin!

But the fan favorite is 9 Cylinders! hail to you! For thou understands that blood was never meant to be hoarded by thy flesh! Nay! It is meant to be spilled for the thrill of the fans! And thou did just that....a full 20 feet over the field! Upon being power slammed into the earth, your neck snapped with such a spurt, the front row needed hosing down!

DeMaio "A great victory for those that ride thrones of war! We amass new fans! YOU are the reason we live and DIE for bloodbowl! YOU give us life! Now join us, and be baptized in fire and sin! Tear asunder thy enemies!"

Spurs to the beasts, and fly upon the winds of Hell!
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