“A sad day for the School as its founder, head-scientist, supreme ball-player, and all round psychotic murderer met his end at the boot of a Beastman Rotter. Having expended an immense amount of energy regenerating from a near-death experience at the end of the previous match, Professor Drakenhöff heroically took to the field despite not feeling althogether on top of his game.

After being hit by a rock and left stunned at the opening kick off the Professor was left at the mercy of Nuffle. Alas, he proved to have no chance as a hole was quickly blitzed in the line of scrimmage, whereupon he was surrounded and mercilessly gang-fouled into oblivion. His demise was not to prove in vain however, as, spurred on by their mentor's death, the rest of the School took the game to the foul Rotters, securing a 2-1 win in one of the teams best performances to date. The Professor's immense, albeit brief, contribution to the game was honoured with the post-match MVP.

R.I.P Professor, you will not be forgotten!”