“Against the devious sons of Loki we clash in battle!! Yes! And Barrels of beer! Many!

*Hiccup*

The Ulfwerners rage against the power of Ragnarok! Man-sized rats! One of them as large as an ogre! And pink elephants, too!

Ok, maybe the last ones are more the beer effect... but it is Loki's handiwork nevertheless!

*Burping noise*

Lightning-fast they score. Filthy rat named Point violates our endzone with ball in hand! Blood calls for revenge!

And revenge we get! Yes! In the ensuing battle we kill at least ten pink elephants! And we don't even get XP for that! Also, we score!

*Hiccup-Hiccup*

Fate is with us as our fists hit steady and true. Our courage and skill lead us to victory! Don't listen to our Coach Babau and his silly talks about "blind luck". We are skilled! We are!

And praise to the Old Apothecary that saves the life of Egill Gunnarson mending his broken body. And praise to Biôrnólfr Ulfwerner that scores the winning TD.

Praise, we say!

*Loud belch*

And this evening another feast is waiting for us. And our little brother Ulf Ulfwerner will join us in the team and learn how a true viking must live. And we will have...

..another barrel of beer! Yes!
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GG to coach Haggy. It has been a real pleasure to match a fun and chatty coach.

Rematch anytime.”