“Woe! Oh, woe! As the very earth shakes under our feet, Ragnarok has arrived!! Loki's work gets done and we lose our first match, as the whole stadium bends and twists under its evil power.
What do you mean with "you are having visions because you've been drinking too much"?
*Hiccup*
Liar! A few barrels of beer didn't hurt anyone. Ever!
But Loki did! And he used his powers to turn the very soil against us. And his monstrous spawn descended upon us!
Giant walking trees! Savage elves! And pink elephants too!
Honour to the brave soul of Bersi Skald-Tórfuson! He stood fast against the enemy onslaught and fell! We will remember him!
And in the last turn of the half, Biôrnólfr Ulfwerner defiantly scores! We show the cursed elves that we don't go down without a fight. Our heart is true and we are solid as rock!
*Belch*
And please quit talking nonsenses about "tripping on your own feet" and "not being able to throw a decent block". The fact that you are our coach does not give you leevay to spread falsehoods about us!
*Gives coach Babau an angry bloodshot stare*
We'll rise again from our own ashes! All we need is... some... other... barrel... of... beeeerrrr.....
*Snoring noise*
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Kudos to Munktar for a well-played game. Yopu had me on this one... but I'll be back. Hopefully with more sober players. ”
What do you mean with "you are having visions because you've been drinking too much"?
*Hiccup*
Liar! A few barrels of beer didn't hurt anyone. Ever!
But Loki did! And he used his powers to turn the very soil against us. And his monstrous spawn descended upon us!
Giant walking trees! Savage elves! And pink elephants too!
Honour to the brave soul of Bersi Skald-Tórfuson! He stood fast against the enemy onslaught and fell! We will remember him!
And in the last turn of the half, Biôrnólfr Ulfwerner defiantly scores! We show the cursed elves that we don't go down without a fight. Our heart is true and we are solid as rock!
*Belch*
And please quit talking nonsenses about "tripping on your own feet" and "not being able to throw a decent block". The fact that you are our coach does not give you leevay to spread falsehoods about us!
*Gives coach Babau an angry bloodshot stare*
We'll rise again from our own ashes! All we need is... some... other... barrel... of... beeeerrrr.....
*Snoring noise*
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Kudos to Munktar for a well-played game. Yopu had me on this one... but I'll be back. Hopefully with more sober players.
”