“What a wreck! Girls, you have got to pay attention, or this team'll be a wash before your first season is over. A comedy of errors in judgment, lack of proper ball handling and general all-around foolishness cost us not only the game, but our best player. You can't muck with the tough teams, you've neither the strength or the armour to take their blows, nor the skill to yet deal with them. Keep your distance, handle the ball, and don't rush! You're not a bunch of elves dancing about the field, take it slow, play the ball. Next game'll be particularly rough as you're down a player.

On a final note, it is a sad day to put Siotha in the ground, that lass showed serious promise.”