“Here we are, rising from our own ashes, waging war against the forces of Ragnarok! And barrels of beers! Yes! Many!

*Burping noise*

A whole legion of rats we fought today! Countless of them! Countless we say!

Don't heed our coach that keep repeating that they were nine! They were countless! At least our little brother Ulf Ulfwerner tried to count them and failed...

*Hiccup*

Hythe the rat has the speed of Odin's chariot in his accursed feet. He runs lightning-fast and he scores before we even manage to move! Woe, oh woe!

*Hiccup-Hiccup*

But lo! Steady and true is the hand of Guðmundr Ulfwerner! He picks up the ball and fights against the murderous rage of a gutter runner with the help of only two team mates! This is an achievement that will be sung by bards all around the world! And he scores too!

And please don't look at me that way. Gutter runners can be VERY dangerous when enraged. You need at least three people to hold them. I swear it!

*Hiccup*

And blood flows freely in the second half as Egill Gunnarson blindly (REALLY blindly.. he was keeping his eyes shut since that rat was REAL ugly) strikes down filthy Hareep the Dark.

And evil rat thrower reminrot tries to hurt valiant Ogrim Hurnsson with a sneaky hit on hios beer belly. The subsequent burp blinded the rat who then tripped on his own feet and fell down breaking his neck.

Praise to Ogrim Hurnsson and to the double-malt!

*Belch*

And so Guðmundr Ulfwerner again leads us! And scores! Gutter runner Hythe hunts him and tries to take him down! The rat is uncatchable, and makes impossible dodges! The rat cannot be stopped or taken down!

Here comes the last turn. Our coach is worried about the incredibly dodgy rat that is also a one-turner! But we are steady and fast! We are an unpassable wall! We have courage! We have strength! We have Ogrim Hurnsson and his hand-made bear traps hidden on the field!

*Whisper-whisper-whisper maybe you shouldn't have retold that last one, huh?*

And so Hythe is knocked down! And we win! And the helpless rats disband! Rejoice!

A big feast is in order this evening! With countless barrels of beer! And, again, countless is MORE than nine!

*Hiccup*
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gg DarcMarc. Sorry for the recovery game turned out ugly. Rematch anytime and maybe it will be you trashing me then...”