“Kondor and Coach Fangbanger shook hands at midfield and complimented one another on a hard fought game. The ladies proved to b a slippery crew, but once they were caught they had a hard time holding on to the ball in the mud.

The entire game was played on a muddy abused field where every step splashed and reeked with years of sweat and blood on the pitch. The first half saw the Paparazzi mount a fairly impressive drive by pushing down the souther half of the pitch with Sammy Supper Spy carrying the ball. More than once the Bunnies had him surrounded but with a flutter of his cape, his dodge left them holding nothing but air.

Still, after scoring, the Paparazzi had to kick the ball to the bunnies who undoubtedly planned on evening the score. Their moves down the field were elegant, and their blocking was superb. Even the orc blitz could not throw them off their game. At last, in desperation, Booty Bouncer made a long shot blitz and knocked the thrower into the stands. With seconds left, the ball was tossed back by the crowd and came to rest just shy of the endzone. Thank goodness for the mud as the nearest Bunny failed to pick up the loose ball for an open TD as time expired on the first half.

The second half was equally well played. This time, it was Heff's Bunnies that easily moved the ball down the field and scored the equalizing TD. They in turn had to return the ball to the Paparazzi. Again, super spy scooped up the live ball and this time he moved on the Northern sideline. He had blockers in front of him and two possible targets to throw to. The blitzer was quickly covered by a pair of amazons, so Sammy handed the ball to th goblin simply called Crotch Shot. The little fella ran as fast as he could and just managed to dodge away from the marauding women for the go ahead.

Still, Kondor was nervous. There was plenty of time remaining for an equalizing score. As expected, Fangbanger sent his ladies up the northern sideline and did a wonderful job of positioning his players. It looked like they would have a good chance for a tying score in the closing moments, when a amazon blitzer fouled up the play by failing to block her man. With the blitzer on the ground, havoc broke out, and the Paparazzi managed to tie up all of the amazons in position to score. Time at last ran out, and Kondor was able to breathe a sigh of relief.

Returning to the locker room, Kondor realized this game had been touch and go. One play here or there would have resulted in a tie or even a loss. The Paparazzi would surely need more practice.
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Thanks for the match Fangbanger. Extremely enjoyable as usual. I look forward to our next meeting.”