“Following a pre-game yoga class, the orcs of the Cherorkee Waaagh Kownshul were relaxed and ready to play some bloodbowl. Fortunately, Mork and Gork were peacefully in agreement that this should be so. The greenskins took to the field and despite not being able to injure all that many elves, they were able to keep them pinned to the ground and unable to reach the ball carrier. Dull Choppa worked his way into the endzone for the 1-0 lead. There was too much time left on the clock though. A Fortuitous kickoff and failed ball-handling by the elves, helped close out the half, orcs up 1-0.

In the 2nd half, the elves danced all over, but the orcs were slowly eliminating elves from the pitch. late in the game Istanbul was stripped of the ball and Lineorc, Dull Choppa, took the ball and scampered into the endzone for a 2-0 win.

In conclusion, I attribute this win to nothing more than obvious superior coaching and not the 22% difference in Luck. Those poor elves didn't stand a chance! :oP”