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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2008-08-12 16:39:26
40k
1/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
1
1
-
1
8
-
3
9
32
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#2 Zephyr Frost – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#2 Zephyr Frost – Smashed Knee (NI)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
3
-
5
-
1
24
-
-
37
61
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“Coach Babau listens attentively to the reportings of his assistant coaches.
The after-match examination of the field has identified a number of mines and booby traps well hidden under the grass. Some of them were still armed and there has been a number of casualties amongst the staff.
Seemingly, the stadium in which the match aganst the sinners was to be held, was in need of some repairs and some lackwit has thought about hiring a dwarf engineers team to do the work.
Worse still. Said lackwit (the son of the stadium's manager) had the brilliant idea of actually warning the dwarves about the fact that there would have been a match between chaos dwarves and dark elves in that stadium.
Babau nods slowly. That day, it seemed that one out of two people that were put on the ground, were also hurt some way.
That and sight of Dark Elf blitzer Zephyr Frost being carried away with a leg imprisoned in a large bear trap, had prompted some investigation.
The field was clearly sabotaged. Fortunately chaos dwarves wear steel boots. And bull centaurs wear horseshoes.
Well.. and hobgoblins are lucky I guess.
The hydraulic implant was also sabotaged. The drinkable water in both the dugouts was polluted with extra-strong chili pepper extract, and when the players drak it after the first drive, they had the effect of a khemrian heat wave (on an occasion, a bull centaur and four chaos dwarves were unable to get out the dugout).
Well.. then there is the Zarg "Steelhead" problem. Chaos Dwarf blocker Zarg has always been addicted to peppers. He likes them veeery much.
So he descended on the water and drank the equivalent of 12 pounds of khemrian extra-red peppers.
That had an... well, an effect. Zarg made three casualties on the field all by himself and now actually is secluded into the locker room, babbling by himself and hitting the wall. Coach Babau estimates that the locker room will be safe to enter in a couple days or so.
Coach Babau nods again. Has been a crazy game... coach diadochoi has coached well but it has been like a war operation today. Elves and dwarves are lucky to have their skin back.
"I hate 'dem dorf bastards" says the assistant coach "they placed traps everywhere. One could think they put a'some bombs in the dugouts too..."
The eyes of Coach Babau widen and fix into the assistant's. They come simultaneously at the same realization.
"RUN!!!"
They are in the corridor outside when the explosion occurs. Babau is propelled into a garbage can. Many bruises but no broken bones, luckily.
Damn dwarves!”
The after-match examination of the field has identified a number of mines and booby traps well hidden under the grass. Some of them were still armed and there has been a number of casualties amongst the staff.
Seemingly, the stadium in which the match aganst the sinners was to be held, was in need of some repairs and some lackwit has thought about hiring a dwarf engineers team to do the work.
Worse still. Said lackwit (the son of the stadium's manager) had the brilliant idea of actually warning the dwarves about the fact that there would have been a match between chaos dwarves and dark elves in that stadium.
Babau nods slowly. That day, it seemed that one out of two people that were put on the ground, were also hurt some way.
That and sight of Dark Elf blitzer Zephyr Frost being carried away with a leg imprisoned in a large bear trap, had prompted some investigation.
The field was clearly sabotaged. Fortunately chaos dwarves wear steel boots. And bull centaurs wear horseshoes.
Well.. and hobgoblins are lucky I guess.
The hydraulic implant was also sabotaged. The drinkable water in both the dugouts was polluted with extra-strong chili pepper extract, and when the players drak it after the first drive, they had the effect of a khemrian heat wave (on an occasion, a bull centaur and four chaos dwarves were unable to get out the dugout).
Well.. then there is the Zarg "Steelhead" problem. Chaos Dwarf blocker Zarg has always been addicted to peppers. He likes them veeery much.
So he descended on the water and drank the equivalent of 12 pounds of khemrian extra-red peppers.
That had an... well, an effect. Zarg made three casualties on the field all by himself and now actually is secluded into the locker room, babbling by himself and hitting the wall. Coach Babau estimates that the locker room will be safe to enter in a couple days or so.
Coach Babau nods again. Has been a crazy game... coach diadochoi has coached well but it has been like a war operation today. Elves and dwarves are lucky to have their skin back.
"I hate 'dem dorf bastards" says the assistant coach "they placed traps everywhere. One could think they put a'some bombs in the dugouts too..."
The eyes of Coach Babau widen and fix into the assistant's. They come simultaneously at the same realization.
"RUN!!!"
They are in the corridor outside when the explosion occurs. Babau is propelled into a garbage can. Many bruises but no broken bones, luckily.
Damn dwarves!”
Bodrok Blackhoof threw his weight around in this triumph for Badlands Bulldozers, scoring 2 touchdowns, and trampling a few of the evil elfs on what proved to be a treacherous pitch.
The Chilling Sinners started promisingly, their line of scrimage surprisingly taking the upper hand against their stout dwarven opponents, badly hurting Barakas "Headsmasher".
And that was the last thing the Elf's did right.
The Witch Elf, Acola Embolus, tripped and fumbled the ball, twisting her fragile ankle in the process.
The Chaos Dwarfs fell upon the Elfs like a Steel Hammer on moth, smushing them to pulp on the pitch.
Bodrok prancedaway to score his first Touchdown, his blackhoofs shining like obsidian as the fans roared.
By the end of the half the Badlands Bulldozer's were 2 -0 up and had caused a stampede of jubilant fans. After the 3rd TD was scored, the fans of the Bulldozers sang "Where's the oppo- sition/ Where's the oppo-sition/Where's the oppo-sition". The answer was they were mainly on hospital cots.
Emerging Star of the Chilling Sinners, Zephyr Frost, was forced to retire his injuries were so bad. He has already been replaced by promising Blitzer Quill Hunter.
After the match, Badlands Bulldozers Assistant Manager raised suspicions that the pitch was sabotaged by Dwarfs, hoping to destroy the Badlands Bulldozers.
The Dwarfs won't mind that their plan back fired as it resulted in some chargrilled Dark Elfs instead.”