“'Not exactly the kind of first match I was hoping for, but the fans loved it. Shame about Digs and Ned, but the doc says they'll be back in the ring soon enough.'
---Geedo 'Fizzy' Fizzracket, team captain
*CLANK* *WHIRR* *BEEP*
---Big Bertha
'Yeah. What she said.'
---Nifty Wrenchtwist.
'It's a conspiracy, I tell you. They're working together to keep the little men down. The ref, the rats, the league commissioners, they're all in on it.
What? PARANOIA? You weren't out there!'
---Torchwhistle the Really Mad
'Diggle and Ned are currently unavailable for comment...or at least any comment that's actually printable.'
---Wild Willie, new recruit.”
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---Geedo 'Fizzy' Fizzracket, team captain
*CLANK* *WHIRR* *BEEP*
---Big Bertha
'Yeah. What she said.'
---Nifty Wrenchtwist.
'It's a conspiracy, I tell you. They're working together to keep the little men down. The ref, the rats, the league commissioners, they're all in on it.
What? PARANOIA? You weren't out there!'
---Torchwhistle the Really Mad
'Diggle and Ned are currently unavailable for comment...or at least any comment that's actually printable.'
---Wild Willie, new recruit.”