“Mother Inferior - 'I thank thee Anoia, for this victory I had left behind the couch. Truly honored is thy name, and I rattle the team drawer at thee!'
Novice Mary - 'I ran like a goblin with a pointy stick was after me. Actually, come to think of it, it was!'
Novice Jezebel - 'I tasted blood, and it smelt of candy...'
Redhoof - 'The mighty gaze of Anoia was turned on me, and lo! I was blessed with these tentacles with which to grasp my struggling prey in a firm, yet gentle grasp.'
In a stunning display of competance, the Wittering Nuns of Anoia won their first match of the season. Some complaints were made of 'luck' and 'blatant favoritism of the referees', but these were soon settled by the sight of blood on the Astrogranite.”
“Kren, Ted Stikka
"I got to watch most of the game from the bench. Apparently sticks arent valid equipment. Why didnt anyone tell me that before? When I got the ref, I would have used it on him then."
Kenny, Ted Gobbo
"That was a massacre. The Anonians could do no wrong, and the other Goblins forgot to bring their armor in a rookie mistake. I doubt they'll make the same error again. At least the nuns were nice enough to let everyone have another chance to make mistakes. Like tying your shoe laces."”
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Novice Mary - 'I ran like a goblin with a pointy stick was after me. Actually, come to think of it, it was!'
Novice Jezebel - 'I tasted blood, and it smelt of candy...'
Redhoof - 'The mighty gaze of Anoia was turned on me, and lo! I was blessed with these tentacles with which to grasp my struggling prey in a firm, yet gentle grasp.'
In a stunning display of competance, the Wittering Nuns of Anoia won their first match of the season. Some complaints were made of 'luck' and 'blatant favoritism of the referees', but these were soon settled by the sight of blood on the Astrogranite.”