“The Leading Men matched their team record of 5 touchdowns in this matchup against the Darkling Nufflers. Sammy Davis Jr., cloned from scraps of his <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=490015">former self</a> was back to his old form, scoring three touchdowns fueled largely by some rather odd behavior from the dark elves. After the game, Sammy said:

"I don't know what was up with those dark elves, they was acting like the ball was like some Don's favorite cousin--nobody wanted to touch it."

His arms full of his three game balls Sammy added:

"Too bad about that Vileripper broad--she was smooth like butter. I was hoping we could hook up later, but I don't date dead chicks. I had a bad experience once." ”