“'Not a bad game, all things considered. The gobbos might have won, but we had a lot of fun bashing them silly. And we got to do the Gnomish Cannonball trick not once but TWICE in a row! Great times...'
---Geedo Fizzracket.
“Spiderboy, Krazy Spiderrider
"You know, I thank the gods and Nuffel that we've avoided real lasting injuries. But we sure know how to pile up the badly hurt box anyway. I think some of the boys are getting commission for each injury they sustain. Fools cant negotiate a contract. You're supposed to get commission for injuries inflicted!"
Kren, Krazy Stikka
"We scored the Touch Down, but it was dragging the Gnomes along flailing, screaming, and biting our ankles at every bloody step."
Ronnie Rabbit Hunter, Krazy Gobbo
"Run Ronnie, Run! Ronnie grab pigskin, do what Ronnie do best. Runny. Fast as Rabbit. Faster usually. Go hungry when not."
---Geedo Fizzracket.
*WHIRR* *CLANK* *WHISTLE*
---Big Bertha, well-deserved MVP.
'Did anybody catch the number of the deathroller that hit me?'
---Sniggle Blastfuse, on his way to join Mad Diggle in the infirmary.”