“Mmm elves taste yummy. Those ravenous werewolves tore the poofelves to pieces in an orgy of bloodlust. Early on in the game one elf was ripped to bits and then reanimated by the evil necromancer while two more of the little blighters got badly hurt, sending them away for the rest of the match. This did not present the poofs with a problem however because shortly after that they conceded the match due to a lack of players on the field (there was a player KOed at the time as well). Grabbing all the winnings for themselves the bad ass dead guys went out on a night filled with grave dust and zombie gruel.”
“Inspite their swift legs, long prairs and good deeds the sisters still lack victories. The carrier of the holy cross meet defeat upon defeat with their brave hearts never giving up, praying even harder and praising their lord. Giving their food to the poor, their prairs to the sinners and used panties to their really really lonely priest.
The church have become a rather empty place. Inspit our sisters hard work, devoted prairs and perfect living the masses crowds the casinos, bars, stripjoings and adultfilmstores. We live in a city of SIN and our sisters pay the price to save the masses. Upon the glorious field Dana of Devulgance made the ultimate sacrifise. With the rosebeads in her fist, a smile in her face and a gospel on her lips she met the reaper to save YOUR poor soul.
A loss in the game but a sure win for a place in heaven for Dana of devulgance - the martyr.”
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