“ Records where smashed today, but no elves (boo), it was good to see that the elves kept falling over perhaps due to over endulding in the pre match drinks who know's. Anyways having got the ref i thought it be wise to take advantage of this and foul, that will teach them to play like normal teams and not leave loads of prone elves at the mercy of smelly beardy grunts, pesky elves, just stand up instead of trying to dodge your way around the pitch like dwarfs don't have tackle (he he then i can hit you again why you run away ?).

After the first TD i thought "frogboy here we go agian, why you no pick elves to coach, they fast they catch they throw they pick up ball, they all over us like rash on a bloodwizer cheerleader." but lucky after the kick off them short grumpy things beat enough elves to hold them off untill the second half.

With 3 players down at the second half the elves found it difficult to spread enough players around so i have mostly 2d blocks (whatever the chaos wastes that means?) keeping their heads in the dirt i managed to goad the dwarfs towards the end zone (i put smelly cheerleader with barrel of dwarf beer there) and after a few turns one of them managed to stumble across the line, yes with the ball.

And they say dwarfs are stubben, they didn't give in scoreing one of those annoying touch downs again(i swear i herd one of them shouting as he ran past my players "hey look at me i'm an dark elf i have Ag4 Ma6 i can do anything") then to my surprise i came close to scoring again only i must have put too much beer in the end zone as that nincompoop with the ball triped trying to get there. After that i only had 2 turns to pick up the ball and get across the remaining 3 square's for a draw but for dwarfs this is imposible.

Over all i think i was lucky if it wasn't for the record of 5 2+ dodges in a row being set wasting them 5 turns and badly hurting a player then i could have been looking at a much differant score and looseing some more fans. Oh and next time i will try to bribe the ref for second half. The fans scare me need to start winning more games i mean i have been in this game for years but lately the fans all they want is to come to the game eat their rat on a stick or their rodent burgers throw some rocks at the players and watch some poor players head get smashed in, its not the same game it was 50 years ago i can tell you i mean.... 'OK Frogboy thankyou for talking to us, now back to you Jim in the comentary box.' ”