“"Curses on the foul elf mystic; 'septic peg' who obviously hypnotised our plucky beasties into thinking they were elves, to the extent that they forgot certain critical bits of armour".

Orcs being Orcs of course, were quick to notice the missing box's and capitalise with a few swift kicks at every opportunity.

The upside was that the usually consistently poor level of agility and dexterity of the beasties was dramatically improved as they skipped past the awestruck greenskins and scored.

Of course once the dug out was full of badly hurt and ko's beasties and the orcs were able to run in a fairly soft TD despite the prancing efforts of the slack handful of beasties still on the pitch.
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