“Hi and welcome to the Ouroborus Challenge premiere match, this is Mack Spelowski and I'm Jack Thorpe, your hosts for this match summary. So Mack, what did we think of this seasons opening match?

Thank you Jack, well... Tonights match was not one that Rigshospitalet was looking forward to Jack, most probably due to the combination of meeting the undeads of Gravebrood without the presence of a apothecary. And that's pretty bad for a hospital Jack.

Hahahaha you crack me up Mack. Although it did seem like this was going to be rough match for these beastly men having Gyaaaah Mmnaaaah fouling chaos warrior Ernst-Hugo Järegård on the first turn they actually didn't have that much problem in the first part of this match, Mack. They kept out of harms way, managed to stop any touchdown attempts from these undeadly spawns and kept their positionplay together. And halfway through the first half it started to pay off Mack.

Lack of brains Jack, that's all I can say. You see when Shentikenti tried to push it a little harder and blitzed the beastly warrior he just ran into a wall and fell down. Yet the beastmen didn't succeed to turn this abrupt ending even with having the ball covered. Maneater managed to still be standing after three blocks. And when in the next turn Coffinpusher didn't manage to dodge away from his opponent, it seemed that Nuffle had turned against the Gravebroods.

Correct Mack, that's was just the moment the beastmen had been waiting for, now they could easily take down Gravebroods ballcarrier and, pick up the ball an get as far away as possible from the undead.
Subsequently Gravebrood retaliates for losing the ball and Greeoorgee sends off the first beastmen to the Intensive Care unit: Over to you Mack.

The first half is basically played now, Jack. Gravebrood desperatly tries to even the score in the last part but they were easily stopped by Rigshospitalet and they lead 1 to 0 after the first half.
Now Jack, the second half could get more interresting, Gravebrood is kicking off, but since none of Rigshospitalets knocked out players recoverd, they managed to field only 8 players against the full 11 of Gravebrood.

And as we could see Mack, Gravebrood easily divided the beastmen over the playfield, taking their time and just controlling the game. Here's where the count starts Mack, because from here on, Gravebrood just start cleaning the playfield: Turn 2: 2 more KO-ed beastmen, leaving just 5 Chaos players on the field. This is turning out to be a not-so-boring-game after all Mack.

You said it Jack, Rigshospitalet loses the ball in Gravebroods 3rd turn and with only 2 of their players standing the going gets tough. They actually can't do more then just lay down over and over again and watch in all agony their team get minimalized, with only 4 players left on the field and yet a quarter of the match to go. They get one small opening but that wasn't enough to stop Gravebrood from evening the score, 1-1 and only two turns to go for both teams.

That was nicely played of Gravebrood, Mack. Yet despite the fact that Rigshospitalet had 9 players to field again, they did not managed to turn the game to their hand again. And to top it of, Mdjaimkhai managed to hospitalize Ernst-Hugo Järegård. But I received reports that he will be playing in the next match, Mack.

So Jack, that was it for tonight. A match with which neither coach will be happy with nor have something to complain about. Thank you viewers for your time, good night and sleep tight!





ooh Mack, I love you, that was a great report.
Jack, love you to man! You want to spend the night at my summercabbin Jack?
Mack, I would love to, but you see my wive, she will be furiWHAT! THE CAMERA'S STILL ON MACK! OH MY GOD, I'M SO FU*zap*

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